Happy Mondays Comedy at The Amersham Arms New Cross : Robert White, Archie Maddocks, Dante Nero
Monday, May 5, 2025, 2000 - 2230
Monday 5th May 2025 Happy Mondays Comedy at The Amersham Arms New Cross : Robert White, Archie Maddocks, Dante Nero, Victoria Howden, John Smith, Special Guest TBC and MC Sion James
Legendary Happy Mondays Comedy bring you fantastic line up of comedy talent including hilarious musical comedy talents of Robert White, "probably - no definitely - the only asperger, dyslexic, cross lateral, gay, quarter-Welsh, webbed toed comedian on the circuit" (The Guardian), Archie Maddocks- As seen on Comedy Central's Guessable?, Pointless Celebrities, and Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled and BBC 3's Crongton 'feels properly fresh' - The Telegraph ****, NYC visiting veteran comic Dante Nero, Lewisham's finest musical loving comedian Victoria Howden, John Smith- "Pick of the week....beautifully written jokes" - Guardian Plus Special Guest TBC providing the lols all hosted by your cheeky compere Sion James. Kick off your week in style, come hear brand new jokes and fresh ideas from stars of TV, Radio and comedy circuit in a friendly atmosphere of The Amersham Arms (Across the Road from New Cross station)
Spacious airy venue plus a selection of reasonable priced pub drinks
Front Pub Bar is open all day for pre show drinks for early arrivals
Student Discounted Tickets, Tickets with Donations to Lewisham Foodbank
Great Value Live Comedy in a Great Live venue
Please email happymondayscomedy@gmail.com so we can reserve you seats together if booking or groups of 3 or more.
Presented by Happy Mondays Comedy.
This is an 18+ event.
Advanced Tickets available Online via DICE App : https://link.dice.fm/rcca9c1a107c
Advanced Booking £8
General Admission + Additional Lewisham Foodbank Donation £12.50
Student Discount Ticket £5
Doors 7.30pm Show 8.00pm to approx 10.30pm, Including Interval(s)
The Amersham Arms 388 New Cross Rd, New Cross, London SE14 6TY
Nearest Transport : New Cross Zone 2 (2 mins walk) or Free Street parking available nearby
Line Up :
Robert White
Much loved by audiences all over musical comedy genius Robert shot to instant fame when his genius was broadcast across the nation on Britains Got Talent 2018, where he roasted the judges and he and his silly keyboard songs came second. His Tank Top 2020 tour was a great success and his shows wow critics and audiences alike, winning the hearts of the British public and his hilarious routines have received over 6 million views on YouTube! 'Just one of the funniest performers I've ever seen, I've never laughed like that !' - David Walliams' ... souped-up risque keyboard-based songs, waspish asides and neurotically charged camperie from a hyperactive man-child who is among the most original of this year's Fringe. .... Superb' - Telegraph "probably - no definitely - the only asperger, dyslexic, cross lateral, gay, quarter-Welsh, webbed toed comedian on the circuit" (The Guardian).
Archie Maddocks
Archie is an award-winning writer and comedian who has featured in a host of impressive stand-up competitions. He has been mentioned in The Voice Newspaper's "Ones to Watch in 2025". Recent TV appearances include Comedy Central's Guessable?, Pointless Celebrities, and Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled and BBC 3's Crongton 'feels properly fresh' - The Telegraph ****
Dante Nero
NYC visiting veteran comic been described as bold, philosophical, honest and "Funny as Hell".
Victoria Howden
Victoria is a musical comedian with a dream of turning her life in Lewisham into a West End show. She finds a show tune in every situation. "Brilliant, witty and memorable. The hills are alive with the sound of Victoria Howden" James Of Walsh reviews
John Smith
Lewisham based Geordie making a comeback following a long sabbatical, humor a little on the dark side. "Pick of the week....beautifully written jokes" - Guardian
Plus Special Guest TBC
Who could it be? it could be a big comedy star trying out some new bits for telly thing or rising star trying out some new gold?
- Either way it could be your new fave comedian?
MC Sion James
"Utterly charming ... Lovable giant' Time Out London
Check out https://www.instagram.com/happymondayscomedy/ for previous and current lineups
Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be due. We will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future.
Prices:
General Admission: GBP 8.00,
General Admission + Additional Lewisham Foodbank Donation: GBP 12.50,
Student Discounted Tickets: GBP 5.00
Artists: Robert White, Archie Maddocks, Victoria Howden, Dante Nero, John Smith, Sion James, Special Guest TBC
Category: Arts | Performing Arts | Comedy
Legendary Happy Mondays Comedy bring you fantastic line up of comedy talent including hilarious musical comedy talents of Robert White, "probably - no definitely - the only asperger, dyslexic, cross lateral, gay, quarter-Welsh, webbed toed comedian on the circuit" (The Guardian), Archie Maddocks- As seen on Comedy Central's Guessable?, Pointless Celebrities, and Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled and BBC 3's Crongton 'feels properly fresh' - The Telegraph ****, NYC visiting veteran comic Dante Nero, Lewisham's finest musical loving comedian Victoria Howden, John Smith- "Pick of the week....beautifully written jokes" - Guardian Plus Special Guest TBC providing the lols all hosted by your cheeky compere Sion James. Kick off your week in style, come hear brand new jokes and fresh ideas from stars of TV, Radio and comedy circuit in a friendly atmosphere of The Amersham Arms (Across the Road from New Cross station)
Spacious airy venue plus a selection of reasonable priced pub drinks
Front Pub Bar is open all day for pre show drinks for early arrivals
Student Discounted Tickets, Tickets with Donations to Lewisham Foodbank
Great Value Live Comedy in a Great Live venue
Please email happymondayscomedy@gmail.com so we can reserve you seats together if booking or groups of 3 or more.
Presented by Happy Mondays Comedy.
This is an 18+ event.
Advanced Tickets available Online via DICE App : https://link.dice.fm/rcca9c1a107c
Advanced Booking £8
General Admission + Additional Lewisham Foodbank Donation £12.50
Student Discount Ticket £5
Doors 7.30pm Show 8.00pm to approx 10.30pm, Including Interval(s)
The Amersham Arms 388 New Cross Rd, New Cross, London SE14 6TY
Nearest Transport : New Cross Zone 2 (2 mins walk) or Free Street parking available nearby
Line Up :
Robert White
Much loved by audiences all over musical comedy genius Robert shot to instant fame when his genius was broadcast across the nation on Britains Got Talent 2018, where he roasted the judges and he and his silly keyboard songs came second. His Tank Top 2020 tour was a great success and his shows wow critics and audiences alike, winning the hearts of the British public and his hilarious routines have received over 6 million views on YouTube! 'Just one of the funniest performers I've ever seen, I've never laughed like that !' - David Walliams' ... souped-up risque keyboard-based songs, waspish asides and neurotically charged camperie from a hyperactive man-child who is among the most original of this year's Fringe. .... Superb' - Telegraph "probably - no definitely - the only asperger, dyslexic, cross lateral, gay, quarter-Welsh, webbed toed comedian on the circuit" (The Guardian).
Archie Maddocks
Archie is an award-winning writer and comedian who has featured in a host of impressive stand-up competitions. He has been mentioned in The Voice Newspaper's "Ones to Watch in 2025". Recent TV appearances include Comedy Central's Guessable?, Pointless Celebrities, and Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled and BBC 3's Crongton 'feels properly fresh' - The Telegraph ****
Dante Nero
NYC visiting veteran comic been described as bold, philosophical, honest and "Funny as Hell".
Victoria Howden
Victoria is a musical comedian with a dream of turning her life in Lewisham into a West End show. She finds a show tune in every situation. "Brilliant, witty and memorable. The hills are alive with the sound of Victoria Howden" James Of Walsh reviews
John Smith
Lewisham based Geordie making a comeback following a long sabbatical, humor a little on the dark side. "Pick of the week....beautifully written jokes" - Guardian
Plus Special Guest TBC
Who could it be? it could be a big comedy star trying out some new bits for telly thing or rising star trying out some new gold?
- Either way it could be your new fave comedian?
MC Sion James
"Utterly charming ... Lovable giant' Time Out London
Check out https://www.instagram.com/happymondayscomedy/ for previous and current lineups
Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be due. We will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future.
Prices:
General Admission: GBP 8.00,
General Admission + Additional Lewisham Foodbank Donation: GBP 12.50,
Student Discounted Tickets: GBP 5.00
Artists: Robert White, Archie Maddocks, Victoria Howden, Dante Nero, John Smith, Sion James, Special Guest TBC
Category: Arts | Performing Arts | Comedy
Starting Price Per Person
£ 5.00 GBP
Other Information
Where
Amersham Arms
388 New Cross Road
London SE14 6TY
United Kingdom
( Multi-Purpose Events Venue )
388 New Cross Road
London SE14 6TY
United Kingdom
( Multi-Purpose Events Venue )
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Event ID: 249786
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